Updated: 10.16.98

Captain Janks Masterpieces!
V 2.0

Mark And Brian Call

CNN Capitol shootings Call

Janks And Brother Wease Go At It

Captain Janks Calls Dick Van Dyke

The Billy Don't Be A Hero Call

Janks' Call To Cleveland's John Lanigan

The Richard Simmons Call

Janks Calls Rosie O'Donnell a Pig

Janks Calls Home & Family As Chuck Woolery

Hurricane Bertha Call To Weather Channel

Cellular Car Phone Crash #2

Darkies At Dennys.

The Brother Wease Call

Chinese Food Call

The Melrose Larry Green Suicide Call**

The Princess Diana Tragedy Call

**This call is a phony phone call to King Of All Song Parodies, David Weinstein, who thought while on a conference call with Melrose Larry Green and myself, that Melrose freaked out and shot himself dead in his apartment in Los Angeles.

Calls From Scams O' Plenty Volume II!
V 3.0

The Roseanne & Tom Arnold Pizza Incident

Dial-A-Mattress For Dessert

The Introduction To Scams II

The Ted Danson Call

John Laraquette's Wake Up Call

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